bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
Remember when Snape made fun of the size of a teenage girls teeth and she subsequently chose to change them so they were permanently smaller? What a hero.
Remember how close Snape and Lily were and remember the time when he went and saw her dead on the floor and remember how he held her and cried because he was in love with her
Ah yes, from my favourite book, Harry Potter and the Things That Never Actually Happened
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart